The Harris Tweed Sofa
Every man is the king of his own castle, and for a certain kind of emperor, there’s no more pleasant way to spend an evening than relaxing with a brandy and cigar in a drafty old house while swaddled in tweed.
Not your suit, mind you, but your chair.
Enter Harris Tweed Sofas. The name pretty much says it all. With a showroom in Lincolnshire, the furniture is made in England with genuine Harris Tweed fabric of your choice. Prices range from about $1,300 US to $2,100. Those outside the kingdom (the united one, that is) will need to inquire about overseas shipping.
I like the idea, but… patch furniture? (slaps forehead)